Beeper Natterings
Since June 27, 2000: 

 

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(From here, at 06/26/00 14:39:06 )

Dudeman,what an excellent, if painfully fozen, adventure. As the owner of an 83' west (watercooled hahaha) I'm looking to go on a major. I put an evinrude 550 propellor on the back and I'll be welding a mainsail shaft this weekend. The outrigger is on it's way from Munich. I plan to "...leave it all behind, sail to Lahaina..." Will send photos. your (mis) adventure is inspirational. "Charge it" ....like we're all fuckin' millionaires. Some people need to take a hit , some people need to take a hit of fresh air. Oh yeah, with all them accessories, is there one for rocket launchers? All them Lovely Rita Meter Maids out there could use some fraggin' PeaceOutt. jeremy.kron@quokka.com

..because the greatest risk...is not taking one!

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(From here, at 06/26/00 16:27:25 )

yea sir u suck

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(From here, at 06/27/00 13:16:17 )

hi there

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(From here, at 06/28/00 12:14:20 )

love those telephone terrorism clips!!

can't afford the CD but I would love to hear more!!!

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(From here, at 06/28/00 16:25:29 )

i see! so this goes here and here and here! fascinating

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(From here, at 06/28/00 22:22:40 )

funny shit!

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(From here, at 06/28/00 22:27:56 )

my name is el pancho,i live on a rancho, i earn my 5 dollars a day, i go to my loocy, she give me some poocy, and takes my 5 dollars away.

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(From here, at 06/29/00 12:15:51 )

vanished into thing air...

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(From here, at 06/29/00 16:36:51 )

all you white people are crazy just like my mother said.

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(From here, at 06/29/00 18:39:56 )

Why don't babies have bad breath?

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(From here, at 06/29/00 18:41:19 )

Just like butter, easy to spread...

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(From here, at 06/29/00 18:42:36 )

What is the difference between snow girls and snow boys? snow balls.

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(From here, at 06/30/00 11:30:47 )

Death becomes Her

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(From here, at 06/30/00 14:11:15 )

Hey little girl...Let your freakflagfly!
yeeee-uh.

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(From here, at 07/01/00 16:53:28 )

o.k how's this my name is INDIANA SUNDANCE and i'm writing this from Australia and i'll be in the States next week for Montana Gathering and of course the Burning Man you can thank the kind folks on HippyChat for letting me know about B.Man hey have a good one and keep on Smyling and having fun! Seeya !

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(From here, at 07/02/00 07:13:10 )

Nice one my friend. You should try ringing some English phone numbers.
Joe (London)

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(Message, at 07/02/00 13:05:23 )

my hands are all chapped

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(From here, at 07/05/00 15:06:24 )

Hi honey, don't forget to pick up our crack! We need at least an eightball for tonight. Love ya.

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(From here, at 07/05/00 16:20:29 )

I love cyberbuss!!!! Marry me!!!!
And on a heavier note:
Subvert thr dominant paridgm!!!
'nuff said.

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(Message, at 07/06/00 00:53:30 )

This is great.

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(Message, at 07/06/00 00:57:58 )

Yes.

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(From here, at 07/06/00 14:11:59 )

Follow me into the void, let my glowing wings guide your way.
-Raevyn-

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(From here, at 07/07/00 02:53:37 )

I find it all a little strange and a bit disturbing

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(From here, at 07/07/00 12:16:57 )

It is the strange and disturbing which keeps life interesting.
-Raevyn-

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(From here, at 07/07/00 21:36:48 )

you guys should prank the hell out of this cat named 'Armando' at 818-545-0855. Armando thinks he's a wise ass on the phone, but he's not. Keep up the good work, you guys rule!

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(Message, at 07/08/00 16:28:08 )

this shit is hilarious


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(Message, at 07/08/00 16:28:15 )

this shit is hilarious


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(Message, at 07/09/00 03:53:53 )

boo

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(From here, at 07/09/00 10:29:52 )

www.crackingbigbus.com

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(Message, at 07/10/00 13:32:20 )

THIS SITE SUX ASS!

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(From here, at 07/10/00 23:42:46 )

Jus' sayin' hi. Do you get this crap while on vacation?
-prof

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(From here, at 07/11/00 15:00:40 )

You make me want to eat only hairy glue and stay up late studying phosphoric acid.
~Pixie

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(From here, at 07/11/00 18:06:50 )

Umm, this is just my opinion... I mean, it's a funny trick on how you can place calls and make them cross and all... But seriously it sucks... Not even funny at all... To tell you the truth... Find a new style man... For real... But, thats just my opinion... Later...

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(Message, at 07/12/00 08:32:34 )

give 'em hell, Santa!!!

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(From here, at 07/12/00 14:38:42 )

beep beep

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(From here, at 07/13/00 13:02:46 )

Hi baby, please bring home milk after you hit the whorehouse.


Nine inches OF

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(From here, at 07/13/00 18:28:18 )

beep beep damn beeper keeps beeping
Don't forget the milk

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(From here, at 07/15/00 13:37:40 )

this is freakin hilarious keep it up!

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(From here, at 07/15/00 14:14:12 )

At last some useful content for that often meaningless web. As for the sound recording for your crack folks, just buy and set a Fisher-Price baby C-B on top of the wall... on sunny days.

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(From here, at 07/16/00 06:40:05 )

this is jive tell gustavo i need the password to ftp peace


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(From here, at 07/17/00 15:16:09 )

bottles of it

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(From here, at 07/18/00 13:19:56 )

I love the "Crack Cam." It's very entertaining. Rather than mounting a transmitter, I think you would keep your equipment longer if you used a shotgun-
microphone or a parabolic mic. Thanks for the fun!!!

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(Message, at 07/18/00 13:40:44 )

Ohhhhhh, yeah, bay-bee... Don't STOP!!!

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(Message, at 07/18/00 13:48:55 )

DANGER: Unlubricated anal sex can cause tearing of the mucosal tissue.

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(Message, at 07/18/00 13:51:57 )

You should really hold your Santanarchy in Vegas. We don't mind a bunch of red-and-white freaks, as long as they're pumping the local economy full of green.

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(From here, at 07/18/00 15:30:01 )

The truth isn't out there!

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(From here, at 07/19/00 04:05:25 )

Dude this site is excellent man!
Scott from www.gumguy.com

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(From here, at 07/19/00 10:11:35 )

fuck me please I really want you to fuck me lisa simson you're so fucking hot I want to lick that yellow pussy

Kay and tess
tessandkay@hotmail.com

someone write to us


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(From here, at 07/19/00 10:58:37 )

Kay and tess
tessandkay@hotmail.com

someone write to us

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(From here, at 07/20/00 07:33:59 )

Britney Spears should learn the crack dance

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(From here, at 07/20/00 16:47:13 )

cool sight
I've written my page in html. I'm overcome by Dreamweaver and Fireworks.

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(From here, at 07/20/00 23:21:30 )

Respect man ...Brazil visitour



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(From here, at 07/20/00 23:22:39 )

Respect man ...Brazilian visitour.

strange is the way americans face the life.



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(From here, at 07/22/00 09:09:16 )

Good Evening Mr Phelps, Your mission should you decide to accept it, is to go to the first woman you see and have screaming hot sex with her in public. Good luck! This pager will self destruct in 15 seconds!

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(From here, at 07/22/00 20:53:19 )

Hi from Webzine 2000. the chairman wishes you well.

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(From here, at 07/22/00 20:53:26 )

Hi from Webzine 2000. the chairman wishes you well.

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(From here, at 07/23/00 16:42:42 )

die

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(From here, at 07/25/00 03:41:32 )

hi

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(From here, at 07/25/00 03:44:45 )

hi

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(From here, at 07/25/00 11:19:48 )

hi


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(From here, at 07/26/00 12:43:53 )

SHIT !

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(From here, at 07/26/00 13:49:23 )

Dude, are you on a serious vacation? When are you going to update wrybread?

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(From here, at 07/26/00 22:38:55 )

dear sir, it is very nice to know I am not alone. My name is Clothesburner and I am considering hosting a page similiar to yours. (I swear to you, I had not accessed your pafe before coming up with the idea.) After many months haggling with trying to get inserts printed, cds pressed, etc., it dawned on me, "why not just post the calls on the internet and charge people to download them?" Bingo. Yours is the first site of this nature I've found and I'd much like to know how it's working out for you (before going out and investing a trillion dollars of my own money). What keeps your customers from downloading your calls and then posting them theirselves? How do you promote repeat business? Are there any glitches you could warn me about before hosting my own page? I'd be very much obliged for any information you have to offer. Other than that, great page. Sincerely, clothesburner@hotmail.com

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(From here, at 07/26/00 22:54:47 )

I enjoyed your book, for I myself am planning a trip with a possible visit to a rainbow gathering. Thanks!
admiral_crunch@yahoo.com


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(From here, at 07/26/00 23:02:12 )

I gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off

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(From here, at 07/27/00 07:48:39 )

C H O W D E R H E A D

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(From here, at 07/27/00 23:02:30 )

Chowderhead! You must look at the cartoon I made for your website! It is better than a dead buzzard any day. wrybread.com/kittyblue/

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(From here, at 07/28/00 13:20:09 )

taxi 2

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(From here, at 07/28/00 13:27:57 )

hello

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(From here, at 07/31/00 05:35:25 )

more!!!!

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(From here, at 07/31/00 05:35:39 )

more!!!!

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(From here, at 07/31/00 15:49:31 )

cock blockers

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(From here, at 07/31/00 22:34:20 )

are you making a living at this? I have a whole shitload of calls I'm considering selling the same way: offering the download at a price. Can you please e-mail me and tell me how it's going: clothesburner@hotmail.com. thanks.

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(From here, at 07/31/00 22:36:54 )

hey baby. i love your calls. wish my man had a voice like yours. what's your trick? i wish i were on the other end of that line. could you take care of me with this alone? let me know. e-mail me...kablanton@earthlink.net. or call, 919-528-8661.

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(From here, at 08/01/00 07:55:42 )

fax me a beer

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(From here, at 08/02/00 12:08:08 )

Crack is good and good for you...

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(Message, at 08/02/00 15:31:40 )

Nice article, am planning a Santathon for Anchorage A.K. this year. Loved reading your antics.
popples12xu@yahoo.com

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(Message, at 08/03/00 13:05:13 )

santaclown

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(From here, at 08/04/00 09:17:27 )

ironicmuffin

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(From here, at 08/04/00 21:56:31 )

Internet entertainment at it's finest. Thank you internet! Thank you wrybread!
Meanwhile, pray for dead fish,

Fred
--Metascene

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(From here, at 08/05/00 12:57:15 )

thanks for the crack,
patrick

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(From here, at 08/06/00 12:48:40 )

lol, your shit funny, but it aint like tito, but still good job

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(From here, at 08/06/00 17:49:57 )

thats funny shit

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(From here, at 08/07/00 13:58:59 )

Bring back the live feed. Install microphone! You are genius. I used to watch these guys (same hood) from my apartment window. Who needs television?

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(From here, at 08/08/00 12:15:13 )

Dave....want to apologize for the reaction to my presence the other night when I came up to say hi. Just want you to know that I have no animosity toward you at all, I just hope that you and Jay are ok and i wish you both the best. If you are ever in Seattle, you are more than welcome to visit. Kiva
deezyne25@hotmail.com

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(From here, at 08/09/00 03:50:58 )

Spare a thought for all the poor insects who have been locked into cramped slavery running all these beeper things. What, you think these messages just pop up on your screen AUTOMATICALLY?

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(From here, at 08/10/00 16:00:13 )

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I haven't been to your site in 2 months and you have NOTHING new? You fucking losers! I hate wrybread! Hate! Hate! Hate! What the fuck am I supposed to do with the rest of my work day? Actually work? Thanks a lot asshole.

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(From here, at 08/10/00 18:00:05 )

and another thing you betta get rid of all the shit!!! i dont want it in my room!!! i dont want it in my house!!! get it the fuck out of my place you fuck!!! and if you come back after next week im gonna fuckin kill you!!! and fuckin leave my beeper on the bed or ill fuckin find you and kill you you little piss fuck head

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(From here, at 08/10/00 18:44:05 )

yikes

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(From here, at 08/10/00 20:50:40 )

smoke crack live long!!!!!

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(From here, at 08/10/00 22:24:22 )

Miss dem live shows,hope you havin a good summa.
Pass on a shout out to Justin,man she so fine, stay outta trouble, peace.....

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(From here, at 08/10/00 23:01:31 )

it sucks i cant get into anything thing it says there is no information avaible on all of this stuff

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(From here, at 08/11/00 09:21:31 )

<<<
A proposition is a picture of reality: for if i understand a proposition, i know the situation that it represents. And i understand the propostition without having its sence explained to me...
Roundabout Inc.
Aryn Zahnow
<<<>>>>

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(From here, at 08/11/00 09:25:25 )

<<<
Roundabout Inc. Skoweaku>>>>>>

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(From here, at 08/11/00 09:26:55 )

Roundabout Inc.
1 414 332 6959
Aryn

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(From here, at 08/11/00 12:34:15 )

hello from PHLX

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(From here, at 08/11/00 12:43:26 )

u suck

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(From here, at 08/11/00 13:42:53 )

hola paty como estas?

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(From here, at 08/11/00 17:36:06 )

your fly is down.

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(From here, at 08/11/00 18:16:27 )

cactus

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(From here, at 08/11/00 18:17:00 )

You got any weed I can buy?


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(From here, at 08/11/00 18:41:40 )

Crack Cam Rocks, pardon the pun.

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(From here, at 08/13/00 23:35:16 )

dude your site rocks!

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(From here, at 08/15/00 08:24:22 )

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

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(From here, at 08/16/00 17:34:35 )

ha ha ha ha ifin those crackmonkeys only had a computer oh well no chance of that!

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(From here, at 08/16/00 18:17:15 )

hi

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(From here, at 08/16/00 18:17:19 )

hi

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(From here, at 08/17/00 12:01:09 )

cool webpage. but what is all this about crack??? spazm2@hotmail.com

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(From here, at 08/17/00 14:23:11 )

are you aware that small fish are bigger than big fish which are smaller than small fish
but www.godspants.co.uk knocks the fuck out of both!


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(From here, at 08/19/00 03:37:10 )

Weird Shits on the phone talking to the Boogie Man. He says the Martians have joined us. Soon we will set free all of the ancient devils of africa. I am evolving into something only a mother could love. Larval forms covered with the dust of antiquity. EEEooo I think I'm going to be sick!

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(Message, at 08/19/00 04:31:18 )

you fuck ing stink ya 'jack ass





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(From here, at 08/19/00 14:27:26 )

I am your beeper. I am bored. Please
amuse me or give me fresh batteries.
Thanks.

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(Message, at 08/21/00 01:02:45 )

Being a mindless member of the herd who does whatever i am bid do, i will type some mindless cpmment here and press said button

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(Message, at 08/21/00 01:09:07 )

Aww,fukoff,wouldja!yer almost as annoying as npr begathons!!

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(From here, at 08/21/00 11:29:37 )

yo yo yo

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(From here, at 08/21/00 18:02:58 )

Free stickers!
www.glurt.org


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(From here, at 08/22/00 16:37:53 )

I found out that wine, vodka and resin/metal particles from my bong don't make a good dinner. I guess you have to make the mistake at least twice to learn. Right, wryfred?

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(Message, at 08/22/00 21:05:51 )

Love the Santanarchy site, man.

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(From here, at 08/23/00 04:57:18 )

crack para powermill y powershape
donde encontrar la www? de ellos.

gracias un saludo Rosa Lopez

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(Message, at 08/23/00 12:19:31 )

Hey! do you know what I hate! The war on drugs, things that perpetuate the 2 party system, real criminas like rapists, murders, thugs, theives of all sorts, those in the scene who think all kids are posers (punk always needs young blood, damnit!)bands that think they rock but don't, my many weaknesses, red meat, big companies like Walmart, K mart and McDonalds, and anyone who decided to steal my rights.

::smiles:: Now that i'm finished..you have a rad site.

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(From here, at 08/23/00 15:14:08 )

Life is good, but only if you can get enough poon tang

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(From here, at 08/24/00 00:59:21 )

MadRoss will be at 6:48 Throat I owe someone at Wrybread some LOMI Sessions.

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(From here, at 08/24/00 10:22:41 )

i miss your dingleballs...see you soon

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(From here, at 08/24/00 11:10:13 )

These calls are great! What an original idea!

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(From here, at 08/24/00 11:15:16 )

Hey dude, I just beeped you about the Bad Connections site, but now I'm doing it again just to be difficult. Do you hate me yet? :)

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(From here, at 08/24/00 18:48:27 )

I've been trying to find the phone calls to computer techs I enjoyed some time ago. Am I missing them somehow? Or are they no longer in Wrybread? poppyb@ix.netcom.com. I'd love to hear from you.

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(From here, at 08/25/00 19:59:55 )

hehehehehe....
I escaped the abyss!

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(From here, at 08/27/00 08:16:02 )

We Love You and We're Sorry.

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(From here, at 08/27/00 12:49:14 )

spy detective data base

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(From here, at 08/29/00 12:04:52 )

i need a 8 ball

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(From here, at 08/29/00 12:58:40 )

When are you coming home?????

Nik-

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(From here, at 08/29/00 13:05:55 )

"Sippin on some Syyzzrrrrppp"

nik

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(From here, at 08/29/00 13:14:05 )

I just smoked a fat rock and i can't talk right now!!!

W.Houston--

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(From here, at 08/29/00 14:16:50 )

get some close ups of some these guys smokin crack.

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(From here, at 08/29/00 20:22:04 )

you up?

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(From here, at 08/30/00 07:47:35 )

DUCK!!!!

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(From here, at 08/30/00 13:36:28 )

Quebec

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(From here, at 08/30/00 16:08:59 )

Cheese. chesse bees cheese sdsdkdkkdsksd hunka hinka burnin out man gotta have refeul of dflkf

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(From here, at 08/30/00 17:46:00 )

Hey Wrybread, are you at Burning Man this year?

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(From here, at 08/30/00 19:43:50 )

This is truly deranged. In a good way.

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(From here, at 08/31/00 04:33:42 )

I fuck Cats

Sincerely. etc
Catfucker

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(From here, at 08/31/00 13:39:08 )

Great site... Its good to know that crackheads have uses as entertainment. I used to wake up to the lovely sounds and aromas of crackheads under my window every day. The only enjoyment I got out of them was target practice with my BB rifle.

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(From here, at 08/31/00 14:06:49 )

If you are currently at Burning man 2000 and you meet a tall Irish hippie by the name of Jude, tell him the Grand Poobah says hi!

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(From here, at 08/31/00 19:55:26 )

elvis is apopzickle inside***eddie hoy on de playa!***anyounce @fireball 2000 sayyeh hy to eddie froom his brotobe in chycogger$ peacember me & yo

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(From here, at 09/01/00 05:57:16 )

asfasdfsadfasdsadfsadf

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(From here, at 09/02/00 14:35:34 )

if you get this im still alive...

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(From here, at 09/02/00 18:24:25 )

where is your june road trip to mexico?

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(From here, at 09/02/00 18:27:21 )

what do i press there are so many selections.i want to see the guitarist from ny photos.with classical guitar for starters. help me.

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(From here, at 09/02/00 19:56:02 )

Can you send us a
copy of your CD?
We'll give out your
web site and ordering info!!!!!

THANKS,

MIKE WILSON
THE WILDMAN SHOW
KLOW RADIO
771 STATE HWY 84
BOX 909
CARUTHERSVILLE,MO
63830
573-333-1376

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(From here, at 09/02/00 20:58:03 )

there's a fine line between stupid
and clever

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(From here, at 09/03/00 13:37:43 )

The person next to you is a spy...

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(From here, at 09/04/00 21:13:09 )

I LUV YOUR STORIES-TELL ME,DON'T YOU AGREE THAT THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN BEING FREE?-BLITZ86X@CS.COM

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(From here, at 09/05/00 09:13:39 )

Jesus, that crackcam is funny. I about dropped my pipe.

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(From here, at 09/05/00 11:51:58 )

PUT ME IN YOUR COFFEE CUP.

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(From here, at 09/05/00 15:54:50 )

catcha fire and let it burn as we smoke from the challice of love and light!!!!

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(From here, at 09/06/00 11:51:32 )

smackaroo

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(Message, at 09/07/00 10:32:15 )

Love it, love it, love it all...heard a lot about you this past week, chillin' with the cyberuss. Keep it up.
Russ, aka Fonzo
rtjosephs@yahoo.com

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(Message, at 09/07/00 10:32:39 )

Oops...cyberbuss.

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(From here, at 09/08/00 11:36:20 )

Not Shakespear...........
Shakespeare!

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(From here, at 09/08/00 23:44:16 )

you rock, i love your style, texas could use a unique spirit like yours. next you should pull a practical joke like a remote siren fired at the choicest moment, and maybe a closeup of the precious pipe as it shatters on the cement when dropped in absolute fear of the cop they think snuck up on them. shawnrose99@hotmail.com

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(From here, at 09/09/00 13:17:26 )

i love you

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(From here, at 09/09/00 13:18:05 )

fuck you

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(From here, at 09/11/00 12:27:09 )

The "crossed line" calls are ferking great. I dont understand how somebody couldnt get it. Great Idea!!

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(From here, at 09/11/00 14:41:08 )

Call mom

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(From here, at 09/12/00 16:53:25 )

Where is BM 2k photos. want to see mine?
http://www.glasss.com/photos/BM2k.htm

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(From here, at 09/13/00 01:57:41 )

I'm not sure where I left it.....
Could be in the home of cold things, next to the beetroot?

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(From here, at 09/13/00 08:19:09 )

Thanks for making me laugh! Hope to see new stuff when I come back sometime!
Cao!

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(From here, at 09/14/00 08:58:01 )

wear r u?

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(From here, at 09/14/00 09:36:10 )

ok, put up the pictures....

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(From here, at 09/14/00 16:17:13 )

Wrybread is dead. RIP

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(From here, at 09/14/00 16:35:53 )

what? are you using yer legs like a sucker?

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(From here, at 09/14/00 18:06:56 )

a u s u k


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(From here, at 09/15/00 14:42:58 )

miss off pister, go back off in your own jack yard!

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(From here, at 09/15/00 14:50:34 )

hOyJoy

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(From here, at 09/15/00 16:49:38 )

This is hillarious ! Please set up the live cam and the voice transmitter sounds great too. To Hell with privacy issues. If they didn't want to be seen they wouldn't be doing it on the corner...

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(From here, at 09/18/00 04:04:28 )

your messages go up to may what about now??
No active update off your home page??
Greetings from radio de vrioje keyser, the netherlands....keyser@xs4all.nl


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(From here, at 09/18/00 04:04:53 )

your messages go up to may what about now??
No active update off your home page??
Greetings from radio de vrije keyser, the netherlands....keyser@xs4all.nl


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(From here, at 09/18/00 04:05:27 )

your messages go up to May what about now (September)??
No active update off your home page??
Greetings from radio de vrije keyser, the netherlands....keyser@xs4all.nl


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(From here, at 09/18/00 16:40:13 )

Hiya from Cortex Colorado... I'm showing off you're site. take care,
the chairman

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(From here, at 09/19/00 08:43:27 )

wow -- this really shows up on your beeper ? cool !

michael@rfa.org

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(From here, at 09/19/00 10:39:13 )

dude do you pay for your pager you moron?

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(From here, at 09/19/00 10:55:58 )

I like your work keep it up

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(From here, at 09/19/00 12:32:33 )

Woo Hoo!!!!!


H.J. Simpson

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(From here, at 09/20/00 04:33:33 )

what is this shit?


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(From here, at 09/20/00 13:54:18 )

we found purple velour seats for the dunebuggy. awesome.

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(From here, at 09/20/00 16:21:04 )

fuck fuck fuck a duck , screw a kangaroo ... gangbang an orangatang, an orgy at the zoo!

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(From here, at 09/20/00 16:23:18 )

sexy sexy thoughts...

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(Message, at 09/20/00 16:26:17 )

in spanish the words meaning you brush (as in hair) sounds like penis . wahahahaha.ha ha .ha .god . i am too damn immature ..

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(Message, at 09/20/00 16:26:46 )

sexy sexy thoughts

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(Message, at 09/20/00 16:27:04 )

fuck me beautiful !

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(Message, at 09/20/00 16:27:19 )

sick my duck

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(Message, at 09/20/00 16:27:44 )

what more could you want then a whore ?

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(Message, at 09/20/00 16:28:04 )

beep beep beep ! you've been beeped !

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(Message, at 09/20/00 16:28:36 )

say it . don't spray it . i want the news ... not the weather.. yeeaahheah ....
la la la la la la la la la la

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(Message, at 09/20/00 16:29:06 )


look at my boobs!
(o)(o)

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(From here, at 09/20/00 16:30:54 )

what's your shoe size ?

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(From here, at 09/20/00 22:46:51 )

Not THe Jerky Boys But its not bad

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(From here, at 09/20/00 23:30:00 )

sucks, jerky.

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(From here, at 09/21/00 11:49:32 )

Help me im stuck in a pager!

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(From here, at 09/21/00 14:40:20 )

Scree now, hell jar, nor does an artist sell kogor. (if only I could accrue three scrotal warts and integrate them on a sine wave)

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(From here, at 09/21/00 14:50:15 )

Your eyes are like orbs of glue filled with shimmering worms.

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(From here, at 09/21/00 14:51:42 )

Scree now, hell jar, nor does an artist sell kogor. (if only I could accrue three scrotal warts and integrate them on a sine wave)

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(From here, at 09/22/00 12:32:56 )

YEA!


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(From here, at 09/22/00 12:33:25 )

The days of wrybread and roses have returned!

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(From here, at 09/23/00 20:00:46 )

Hey THERE...
Project THERE, Middle Marz
865 Florida St
Friday, Sept. 29
Pure hedonism
there@middlemarz.com

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(From here, at 09/24/00 23:35:04 )

The Eye that sees in the dark may see the Truth of the human heart. Currently, I see you are touching yourself...yum. -Jordan "The Eye" Avon <(o)>

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(From here, at 09/25/00 16:53:58 )

tripper...

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(From here, at 09/25/00 19:50:28 )

hello. where am I. What am I doing right now. Can you see me?


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(From here, at 09/25/00 22:08:17 )

Hi guys!

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(From here, at 09/26/00 01:02:51 )

power

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(From here, at 09/28/00 08:29:13 )

Furbelnasher glomp whogen dorf!!!

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(From here, at 09/28/00 09:00:39 )

stay away from them.

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(From here, at 09/28/00 14:06:38 )

hi there

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(From here, at 09/29/00 09:11:39 )

omf!

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(Message, at 09/29/00 14:58:38 )

arrr! I be a pie-rat of the deepest regime. Ye best remember I'll be a santa, ARR, in the pi-rat ridden city of Los Angeles! ARRR!!!

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(From here, at 09/29/00 16:56:58 )

great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts

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(From here, at 09/30/00 15:45:19 )

hey hugh mann wrybread person! i'm bored... call me! 637.9505
sorry you missed the porn. it was fab.

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(From here, at 09/30/00 16:00:52 )

my swordfish trombone is out of tune today. oh well.

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(Message, at 09/30/00 19:59:25 )

yeahhhh! I want to be part of the gang!!!!!!
L20endless@hotmail.com

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(From here, at 10/01/00 09:12:45 )

yeah!!!!!!!!

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(From here, at 10/02/00 11:57:47 )

I'm so cool I had to tell you!

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(From here, at 10/03/00 00:22:59 )

Hey ya'll th

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(From here, at 10/04/00 13:20:20 )

good idea...funny stuff

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(From here, at 10/04/00 22:51:13 )

I need to have sex or I will die.

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(From here, at 10/05/00 17:23:28 )

where is Baboo??

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(From here, at 10/06/00 12:58:50 )

Dude, the dog got out!

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(From here, at 10/06/00 13:00:17 )

Great. Very amusing

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(Message, at 10/06/00 14:10:46 )

This whole thing makes me horny. I guess that's normal, huh?

I'm eating a kumquat right now!

Yes? No? Don't be silly! Motorcycles don't have windshield wipers!


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(Message, at 10/06/00 14:12:08 )

When the birds that rule the air cease to sing their percy songs, when the writing on the wall rends asunder right from wrong, when the creamy crust of Autumn flagellates the dorsal fin of your Coelecanth conductor you are ready to begin...

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(From here, at 10/06/00 19:20:53 )

Your site reminds me of a story...A man goes to the doctor & says "Doc, I've got a problem...every time I touch my tongue to a piece of aluminum foil that's wrapped around a walnut while I stand on my kitchen table, I get a tingle in my big toes...what's wrong with me?" The doc replies, "You've got too much time on your hands!"

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(From here, at 10/07/00 16:24:02 )

john tesh rips dude...\m/

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(From here, at 10/07/00 20:25:40 )

My ex-girlfriend used to send me dirty text pages. It was great. I'm sorry that this isn't nearly as entertaining.

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(From here, at 10/09/00 08:45:47 )

I just told someone about you

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(From here, at 10/09/00 08:45:58 )

Hi Larry!!!!

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(From here, at 10/09/00 16:32:16 )

Cool panoramic fotos, thanx for sharing! The Oregon Wench...

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(From here, at 10/10/00 12:40:03 )

Where is the synopsis of the fucking Mexico trip??? Huh?!? What the FUCK am I paying all this money for you sick little monkeys!!! If you're not careful I'll start a dot-com company and kick all you assholes out onto the street! Don't think I won't! Ya you messed with the wrong silicon valley yuppie this time you little shits!

p.s. love the site!

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(From here, at 10/10/00 15:21:29 )

I love u

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(From here, at 10/10/00 15:21:53 )

come on over

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(From here, at 10/10/00 17:10:13 )

ALEC! well CUM back from the land below daborder!
HOPE you had FUN!
missed you mucho @ many events.

was wondering if the ergot@wrybread account might still be available?
i've moved back into SF (YAY) but haven't got the servers up yet, and never DID get the wry account working. lemme know how ye IS, and what be UP... Love in the light
shin
415-759-9404 anytime or almostorganic@hotmail.com (ugh)

love L8r
shin

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(From here, at 10/12/00 16:50:17 )

We need to celebrate your birthday!
Have a great day, and let's plan a date. Nancie & Tom

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(From here, at 10/12/00 16:51:41 )

hi there.

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(From here, at 10/12/00 20:57:15 )

fuck u

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(From here, at 10/12/00 20:57:21 )

fuck u

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(From here, at 10/12/00 20:57:27 )

Whoa r u

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(From here, at 10/12/00 20:57:33 )

Who r u

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(From here, at 10/13/00 02:20:39 )

I think that your crank calls requier a lot more wit. You seem quiet fucken stupid to me and I will never be looking at your web site again. burn in hell monkey

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(From here, at 10/13/00 23:18:32 )

yo mutha fuckas, hang tha mutha fuckin phone up. i'm tryin ta call y'all beeyatches.

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(From here, at 10/17/00 02:53:09 )

is this thing on? hello? how do I use this thing? and what are those pointy things that show up when i type?

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(From here, at 10/17/00 11:59:43 )

hello friends

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(From here, at 10/17/00 22:14:10 )

Those phone calls are some funny shit!!!!

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(From here, at 10/18/00 13:35:15 )

I knew I should have called in sick. Thanks Wryfred.

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(From here, at 10/18/00 18:20:33 )

what up yo. i treid to find your cd on napster but it wasnt there

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(From here, at 10/19/00 13:15:21 )

this is a straight shit


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(From here, at 10/20/00 10:55:45 )

Hello Wryfred. How are you? It's Friday!!!! :-)
Looking forward to loading that bong with some tastey green bud. And you?

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(From here, at 10/20/00 14:56:03 )

ohmygod HI!!!

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(From here, at 10/20/00 14:56:34 )

hugh mann? human? i get it!!!

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(From here, at 10/20/00 23:57:17 )

god is dead the new religion is ice cream

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(From here, at 10/21/00 01:56:56 )

...until next time, keep tha hunny inda flow... ;-}

rich

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(Message, at 10/21/00 04:28:03 )

Santa you're the greatest-

Bring me a Ho this x-mas please

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(Message, at 10/21/00 04:33:06 )

Spoooooooon

Santa is needed in the eastern mediterranean

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(From here, at 10/21/00 05:50:13 )

how can i do fisting with my boyfriend while im pregnant?

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(From here, at 10/21/00 05:51:05 )

i am 10 years old i swear

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(From here, at 10/22/00 03:14:20 )

Sometimes even music can't substitute for tears...

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(From here, at 10/22/00 16:07:05 )

pee on me

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(From here, at 10/22/00 16:30:42 )

hey, it's spackle.
sorry i missed the party friday, but i'm still in the city. calle me?
759-7113

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(From here, at 10/23/00 13:49:58 )

Hey man I miss
San Francisco

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(From here, at 10/23/00 15:46:10 )

Suck my balls Mr. Garrison

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(From here, at 10/25/00 03:41:04 )

No natter where you go there you are!

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(From here, at 10/25/00 19:43:57 )

I hate San Francisco

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(From here, at 10/25/00 19:45:24 )

Please do not fuck the Last Great American. Worship the Last Great American.

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(From here, at 10/26/00 08:23:59 )

My mom's breast milk tastes like grape jelly.

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(From here, at 10/26/00 10:07:32 )

pizza

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(From here, at 10/26/00 16:02:29 )

I love your website Just add a few more free clips I think then you will have a little more sales on your cd and tapes. www.DreamMachine.cc

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(Message, at 10/27/00 12:27:08 )

getting ready for santarchy 2000

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(From here, at 10/30/00 14:02:19 )

hi there

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(From here, at 10/30/00 16:14:59 )

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
HOLA MIS AMIGOS
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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(From here, at 10/30/00 17:21:44 )

Jack here, give a call or email me. Thanks

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(From here, at 11/01/00 09:12:30 )

Hello. Why? WHY?!? Have you not posted the pix of the Mexico trip?

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(From here, at 11/01/00 09:34:49 )

yikes

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(From here, at 11/01/00 15:46:09 )

I'm bored. I can't masterbate because I'm in the office. Help me.

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(From here, at 11/01/00 19:11:23 )

I enjoy viewing nude pictures of animals and masturbating to them. Oh yeah!

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(From here, at 11/01/00 19:16:07 )

Hello.. Please call 208-522-4940 for the latest weather in eastern idaho ohhh yeahhh.

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(From here, at 11/03/00 07:34:13 )

EVERYONE SMOKES POT!!!

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(Message, at 11/03/00 10:19:03 )

Merry X-mas!

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(From here, at 11/03/00 10:23:20 )

time to rise and shine

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(Message, at 11/03/00 10:23:58 )

well....I've been pretty good this year --but there's still time...

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(From here, at 11/03/00 11:38:55 )

where you there this NYC halloween 2000?

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(From here, at 11/03/00 13:33:55 )

doesn't this get pretty annoying?
kontos@yahoo.com

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(From here, at 11/04/00 00:03:52 )

hi there

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(From here, at 11/04/00 19:12:55 )

you suck!!!!!!

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(From here, at 11/04/00 19:13:14 )

ur moma

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(From here, at 11/04/00 21:12:19 )

gooby is truly frightening.

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(From here, at 11/04/00 21:52:02 )

you SCARE me

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(From here, at 11/04/00 21:52:47 )

you're just fucking with my mind! I can't take it anymore!!

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(From here, at 11/04/00 21:53:59 )

i think after I click send it, you sould change the link "Click me very hard" to "Fuck me very hard." What do you think?

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(From here, at 11/04/00 23:26:59 )

where are the damn clips????

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(From here, at 11/06/00 04:05:12 )

hello

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(From here, at 11/06/00 04:05:13 )

hello

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(From here, at 11/06/00 09:52:34 )

oohhhh,ohhhhh
giong to dylan tonight~
in pittsburgh

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(From here, at 11/06/00 10:34:28 )

Good God man, get a life!

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(From here, at 11/06/00 11:20:59 )

The crack dance is probably gonna be the fuuniest thing I see all week. Great music to go with!
Nnote@neta.com

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(From here, at 11/06/00 14:04:37 )

Saw your ad on craigslist for rent a geek....I need help but I'm in Oakland page me at 510 630-5065

Alva

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(From here, at 11/07/00 18:22:36 )

hey

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(From here, at 11/07/00 23:37:18 )

hi there.

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(From here, at 11/08/00 14:30:40 )

huh?

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(From here, at 11/10/00 13:49:17 )

hi there

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(From here, at 11/10/00 18:54:26 )

update site

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(From here, at 11/11/00 03:24:56 )

LOW BATTERY

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(From here, at 11/11/00 03:25:41 )

LOW BATTERY

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(From here, at 11/11/00 03:28:46 )

FUCKING GREAT WEBSITE....BUT YOU STILL HAVE A LOW BATTERY. BOSTONTOVEGAS@HOTMAIL.COM

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(From here, at 11/13/00 14:59:35 )

Hey Wrybread sheik here. do you still have last years death valley tirp on your iste? I was going to post the url to this years list thanks

rb



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(From here, at 11/13/00 19:04:42 )

fuck you

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(From here, at 11/14/00 10:44:22 )

www.wfmu.org

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(From here, at 11/14/00 20:22:18 )

"nice"

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(From here, at 11/15/00 07:06:09 )

this is funny

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(From here, at 11/15/00 14:17:21 )

beep

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(From here, at 11/16/00 13:03:51 )

i havent heard ur pranks yet but they seem cool

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(From here, at 11/17/00 11:54:53 )

where are my cds? gbillions@hotmail.com
-alabama

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(From here, at 11/17/00 12:17:20 )

you suck bitch
my email Dumbass@yahoo.com
Mail me asshole!!!

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(From here, at 11/18/00 21:54:57 )

When given the time to think, i tend to think too much.

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(From here, at 11/19/00 02:53:10 )

Hi. I just browsed your site. The India contents and snaps were marvellous.
Harish from India
hmankani@hotmail.com

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(From here, at 11/21/00 06:11:50 )

nice site pal... although mine is better... unclestupid.com

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(From here, at 11/21/00 06:17:09 )

Snowing in Montreal today, but luckily I already had an appointment to get my snow tires put on. Smile, the weather is probably nicer wherever you are! SteveG

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(From here, at 11/21/00 06:49:26 )

Remember...No matter where you go, you'll never be able to find your way back again. ;-)
JamesL

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(From here, at 11/21/00 06:50:47 )

Oedipus was a motherfucker...

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(From here, at 11/21/00 06:56:15 )

Did you hear the one about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He sat up all night wondering if there really was a dog!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 06:59:12 )

knowing you as i do has made the possibility of not knowing you twice as appealing as if i had never known you

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(From here, at 11/21/00 07:30:53 )

The camel sleeps at noon, but not in Cleveland.


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(Message, at 11/21/00 07:38:49 )

Spock

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(From here, at 11/21/00 07:49:55 )

Call me!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 07:51:25 )

Beware the frigid glockenspiel!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 07:59:22 )

You say potato, I say pot

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(From here, at 11/21/00 08:02:15 )

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

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(From here, at 11/21/00 08:19:13 )

mmmmmmmm... crack

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(From here, at 11/21/00 08:31:38 )

You musta been drunk. It is 11/20 not 6/20. Glad to see you'll have more time on your hands to update this site! AND FUCK ALL YOU DOT COM FUCKS HEADS RUINING THE BAY AREA! GET THE FUCK OUT!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 08:32:21 )

...........

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(From here, at 11/21/00 08:45:37 )

What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?

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(From here, at 11/21/00 08:53:03 )

Let me guess -- this is a vibrating beeper & you love getting messages...

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(From here, at 11/21/00 09:10:25 )

"Whenever I think God is watching me, I sing and dance and do a commercial for myself." Edith Ann, 5 years old (Lily Tomlin)

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(From here, at 11/21/00 09:11:31 )

Don't most sites CHARGE for what's on the HoneyPot cover? He he he.

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(From here, at 11/21/00 09:16:04 )

"If you are the only SANE person in an INSANE world. . . . .you're freaking I N S A N E!!!!! Muhahahahahahaha!!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 09:34:43 )

Doesn't it bother you when your taking a crap and your beeper goes off and it is set to silent and it sounds like you have a vibrator in the stall

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(From here, at 11/21/00 09:52:07 )

The Kidney Stone and The Blood Sausage All Made Their Way Via the La Cross Scar Parachute

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(From here, at 11/21/00 09:52:22 )

Oh Mabel-ene, why can'tchu be true?

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(From here, at 11/21/00 10:20:53 )

I just saw a Volvo full of eskimos with sarahn wrap for windows. Honestly!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 10:28:01 )

The booze goes in
and the truth comes out

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(From here, at 11/21/00 10:58:55 )

Bring me a clean-shaven rhesus macaque, NOW!!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 11:04:07 )

Time flies when you're having fun, but fun flies when you're doing time.

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(From here, at 11/21/00 11:07:42 )

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(From here, at 11/21/00 11:24:38 )

mr2ducks


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(From here, at 11/21/00 11:25:04 )

cm wangs

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(From here, at 11/21/00 11:38:34 )

ijustgotfired.com is sublime and perfect. thank you!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 11:49:16 )

Crack Dance - Kind of like an Eastern European art movie - minimalist but striking - Good job!
Steve
steve@roatanet.com

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(From here, at 11/21/00 11:49:37 )

...

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(Message, at 11/21/00 12:09:27 )

cool Site - very humorous

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(From here, at 11/21/00 12:51:47 )

fuckfuckfuck fuck is a funny word

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(Message, at 11/21/00 12:53:48 )

Ho HO f'n HO.

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(Message, at 11/21/00 12:56:50 )

Good vibrations...
Nice site too.
Bye bye.
Eat the Backstreet Boys next time. Seeya-ish.

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(From here, at 11/21/00 13:28:27 )

Don't drink the water...fish fuck in it asslicker!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 13:53:44 )

wokka wokka boo boo boo

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(From here, at 11/21/00 13:57:13 )

Is a Frogs Ass Water Tight? You Bet Your Ass it is!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 13:59:53 )

Damn-jiggy site! Shit, I'll be spending a few chemically-enhanced nights here! Keep up the insanity... (LOVE the om-in-the-drainpipe bit!)
Peace,
TheUrbanHippie.

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(From here, at 11/21/00 14:10:16 )

I love you.

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(From here, at 11/21/00 14:54:19 )

I like the throut sining. Really cool!!

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(Message, at 11/21/00 14:55:03 )

santa hordes rule!!!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 15:07:16 )

hilarious!!!

hello from Haltern, Germany

Stef

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(From here, at 11/21/00 15:09:05 )

Santa just got fired...

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(From here, at 11/21/00 15:40:50 )

powershape


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(From here, at 11/21/00 16:45:34 )

Very cool site !!
When are you putting the mic on the spot?
GOT TA HAVE the audio...
Greetings from Amsterdam (Europe)

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(From here, at 11/21/00 16:48:50 )

very very funny - good stuff

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(From here, at 11/21/00 17:17:01 )

Listen up
I realy like to use these telefoncalls into my music..
It's Perfect.
Tell me what you think of it.
Ben
Studio.x@worldonline.nl


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(From here, at 11/21/00 18:17:30 )

I give thanks for the three cd's I purchased 16 days ago if only they were here. Oh my kidneys!!!!!

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(From here, at 11/21/00 18:58:25 )

Just finished watching the Good Ol' Boys Crack Cam video. I think it would be more fun if you could train the pigeons to crap on them.

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(From here, at 11/21/00 20:22:00 )

urmum was nice.

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(From here, at 11/21/00 21:21:20 )

Who is Tanya? Is that ewe?

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(From here, at 11/22/00 01:31:02 )

Hi, I just ate olives. They were black and didn't have stones and they were really nice - hubris.co.nz

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(From here, at 11/22/00 04:04:39 )

bleah mther fucker whor piss

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(From here, at 11/22/00 07:09:11 )

Bagels and Cream Cheese
Breakfast of Champions or
Goodbye Blue Monday

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(From here, at 11/22/00 08:16:36 )

Love the website...email me sometime at jeremy.vivace@iflyata.com

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(From here, at 11/22/00 08:17:11 )

cool

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(From here, at 11/22/00 08:22:03 )

thankyou for my ijustgotfiredemaleaddress.doc tom


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(From here, at 11/22/00 09:03:53 )

meep meep beep beep goes the webpage dance.

your friend bryan

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(From here, at 11/22/00 09:21:35 )

Hey, right on.. nothing like a "eep eep" monkey.

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(From here, at 11/22/00 09:22:09 )

Hey, right on.. nothing like a "eep eep" monkey.

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(From here, at 11/22/00 09:22:11 )

Hey, right on.. nothing like a "eep eep" monkey.

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(From here, at 11/22/00 09:22:18 )

Hey, right on.. nothing like a "eep eep" monkey.

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(From here, at 11/22/00 09:37:49 )

I had a monkey once...he was silly. He always insisted I keep cereal in my pocket.

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(From here, at 11/22/00 14:17:48 )

hi, hony
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bharat

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(From here, at 11/22/00 14:35:09 )

hi

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(From here, at 11/22/00 14:42:28 )

Happy day before Thanksgiving. I hope you're not in line at the grocery store!

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(From here, at 11/22/00 15:33:41 )

fuck dot.com companies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(From here, at 11/22/00 16:47:02 )

mmm... bread.

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(From here, at 11/22/00 18:30:27 )

WUZUP ALL YOU SHAZAMERS?????????

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(From here, at 11/22/00 18:31:06 )

P-P IN THE POTTY


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(From here, at 11/22/00 18:50:18 )

random

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(From here, at 11/22/00 19:30:57 )

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(From here, at 11/23/00 01:05:27 )

beeper is pieper, maar dat wist je natuurlijk al. Homo ludens a gogo?

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(From here, at 11/24/00 02:08:16 )

Does this mean that you can't use your beeper any more because it's goes beep all the time?
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep

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(From here, at 11/24/00 02:09:58 )

surf to www.hollandpostorder.nl

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(From here, at 11/24/00 07:13:54 )

It takes more than a turtle-neck sweater to look like a chihuahua...

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(From here, at 11/24/00 07:17:21 )

Luck favours the fortunate

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(From here, at 11/24/00 08:33:55 )

just to confirm...25 kilos cocaine, 38 tonnes morrocan red seal hashish. Usual delivery at Pier 14. Ship is the 'Iran Isfahan'.

The $246,000,000 will be transferred to the Cayman account at 12:00:00 CET.

Transfer will show up as as "Solntsevskaya Group International". Hope you don't mind. We've taken the liberty of the 30% discount as discussed. The w-g plutonium is being delivered next thursday through into Taep'o-dong. Su Yhung will confirm in usual manner.

Thx again.

Yoshi

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(From here, at 11/24/00 08:35:57 )

forgot to mention. Only 6 kilos of plutonium. Couldn't secure the full 9.

Will make up the difference in the March shipment.

Yoshi

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(Message, at 11/24/00 10:35:27 )

fuck off

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(Message, at 11/24/00 10:40:37 )

fuck off again!

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(From here, at 11/24/00 10:57:12 )

Send some words into the digitial void, whatever you type goes to my beeper:


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(From here, at 11/24/00 12:56:01 )

if YOU ever end UP on aMerica's most WANTED please let ME know WHERE you're at so I can COLLECT the reward money
THANK YOU

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(Message, at 11/25/00 18:43:04 )

is it better to be good, or good at being bad?? ;)

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(Message, at 11/25/00 18:48:42 )

can I go next year???

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(From here, at 11/25/00 22:24:34 )

awoooo

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(From here, at 11/26/00 14:37:41 )

I like smokin ice cream

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(From here, at 11/26/00 19:32:35 )

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(From here, at 11/27/00 06:02:20 )

So how's life, kiddo?


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(From here, at 11/27/00 06:10:07 )

Ozzy Loves You.

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(From here, at 11/27/00 06:32:56 )

I'm about to start a small fire in your momma's panties

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(From here, at 11/27/00 12:48:45 )

how can i find peace of mind?

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(From here, at 11/27/00 14:10:51 )

How about ijustquit.com or ijustdontcare.com or..... you get it...

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(From here, at 11/28/00 02:30:16 )

THOSE CALLS ARE FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!AND THE CRACK DANCE HAD ME ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING AND DAMN NEAR PEEING HAHAHAHAHA

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(From here, at 11/28/00 07:11:09 )

if I could be a nut, I would

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(From here, at 11/28/00 09:47:03 )

YEAH RIGHT

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(From here, at 11/28/00 09:50:48 )

I NEED FUCKIN DRUGS MAN. FUCKIN DRUGS DRUGS FUCKIN DRUGS MAN

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(From here, at 11/28/00 11:10:09 )

when are you going to give me some crack? Or at least maybe some of YOUR crack?

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(From here, at 11/28/00 11:20:33 )

i'd spread my butt cheeks for YOU, mister!!

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(From here, at 11/28/00 11:24:44 )

Al Gore SUCKS SERIOUS SCHLONG!!!!What a piece of shit. I hope someone bumps him off so he will quit fucking up the election (dare ya to put THAT on the site)

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(From here, at 11/28/00 15:23:00 )

Ben Weasel naked inside Wiggle!!
Naked I say!!
naked!!!!

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(From here, at 11/28/00 22:32:06 )

this fuckin site sucks

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(From here, at 11/29/00 00:24:19 )

gh

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(From here, at 11/29/00 17:19:11 )

Stop the White Corporate Media

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(From here, at 11/30/00 08:00:39 )

Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? It made him mean.

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(From here, at 12/01/00 12:59:40 )

its mr potato head and his bucket of parts... buckets of fun for everyone!

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(From here, at 12/02/00 08:19:12 )

hey howz u hun ?

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(From here, at 12/02/00 18:30:43 )

Fucker

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(From here, at 12/02/00 18:31:48 )

What the fuck are you doing masturbating with yourself?

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(From here, at 12/02/00 22:16:29 )

Awesome idea,Awesome site

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(From here, at 12/03/00 14:12:55 )

LICK MY BALLS

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(From here, at 12/03/00 14:38:41 )

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(From here, at 12/03/00 14:51:11 )

Hello there!

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(From here, at 12/04/00 02:41:22 )

Hey, dumbass.

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(Message, at 12/04/00 07:51:17 )

for christmas i would like a new teddy bare

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(From here, at 12/05/00 02:21:13 )

Wazaaaaaa from Swizterland

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(From here, at 12/05/00 12:59:36 )

Woohoo! Dance! Dance! Dance!

heh heh...good stuff...

pg

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(Message, at 12/05/00 16:05:05 )

Santa Baby, slip a mickey under the tree for me.

kisses from kids

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(From here, at 12/06/00 05:56:23 )

yum yum said Horace as he munched on his last toe nail, I wish I had more than 8 toes.....burp !

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(From here, at 12/06/00 05:58:19 )

Does anyone know Tatiana Bahar...from Mick in London

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(From here, at 12/06/00 12:08:10 )

I know how to suck my own cock if that helps.

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(From here, at 12/06/00 23:26:31 )

Just popped into your site. I could not resist beeping you. Greetings from Norway.

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(Message, at 12/07/00 07:05:30 )

I love your site. Its the funniest thing Ive ever seen. I wish I had heard of it sooner. I actually got the link from ijustgotfired.com
NLydiac@aol.com

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(From here, at 12/07/00 14:29:18 )

lick my anus! :)

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(From here, at 12/07/00 20:08:27 )

pretty clever site you've got here

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(From here, at 12/07/00 23:03:01 )

hello?

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(From here, at 12/08/00 16:33:54 )

masturbate and be free. right now! do it!

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(From here, at 12/08/00 16:34:38 )

hello? jesus?

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(From here, at 12/08/00 18:14:25 )

hello? can you hear me?

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(From here, at 12/08/00 21:40:42 )

Why do you drive on a ParkWay, and park on a DriveWay? Can you spell RACECAR backwards for me? Ever notice how the months July, August, September, October, and November's first letters spell Jason and they are in that order on the calender? Ever see the Pope do the sign of the cross before his speech? I think he is trying to say "hey all you people, get off the lawn!"

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(From here, at 12/09/00 00:28:24 )

i laugh until my head comes off

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(Message, at 12/09/00 04:21:37 )

ho

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(From here, at 12/09/00 15:30:14 )

OMG this was soooo funny. I love the first one where the two people had a conversation at the end!!

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(From here, at 12/09/00 15:30:27 )

south

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(From here, at 12/09/00 20:20:16 )

LOVE IT ALL!

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(From here, at 12/10/00 18:21:27 )

Hi Alec! We are your old friends, that is, your very old friends Ciao!
The Coans

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(From here, at 12/11/00 09:22:04 )

VERY GOOD, MY SENSE OFF HUMOUR.

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(Message, at 12/11/00 13:38:49 )

santa is a beautiful mutant. keep it up.

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(From here, at 12/11/00 16:05:57 )

why eat cake, when you can eat toad.

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(Message, at 12/12/00 09:43:00 )

i dont have cridet card so it will not let me down load realplayer

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(From here, at 12/12/00 14:58:40 )

I am the goat! Fear my horns!

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(From here, at 12/12/00 15:00:41 )

You have 25 years left to live.

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(From here, at 12/12/00 23:27:41 )

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(From here, at 12/13/00 01:25:12 )

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(From here, at 12/13/00 18:09:50 )

I need a job 619-778-7591

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(From here, at 12/14/00 08:19:50 )

I LOVE BACON

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(From here, at 12/14/00 16:28:12 )

i like the crack dance quite a bit, though why i want to watch it on the web instead of walking downstairs to see it live confuses me.

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(From here, at 12/16/00 17:13:05 )

GORT KLATOO MORADA NIKTO

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(From here, at 12/17/00 01:19:41 )

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(From here, at 12/18/00 07:18:03 )

Help! I'm trapped in a satellite!

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(From here, at 12/18/00 10:55:22 )

Georgia sucks please rescue me form this damned infernal hell!!!
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(From here, at 12/19/00 10:11:38 )

Look up now!!!!!

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(From here, at 12/19/00 14:36:36 )

Oh god no, oh god no, oh god no

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(From here, at 12/19/00 14:37:11 )

You moron, you're letting me bug you with random beeper messages. Haha.

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(From here, at 12/19/00 14:41:07 )

Hee hee hee. I'm still here. I'm never going to get tired of this.

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(From here, at 12/19/00 14:41:56 )

Heheheheheheh, I wish I knew where you are right now, so I could laugh even harder.

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(From here, at 12/19/00 14:42:30 )

By the way, this is Orlando Montalvo. Just thought you might want to know.

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(From here, at 12/19/00 14:43:42 )

Gotta go now. Bye bye. Don't piss on the electric fence until I get back.

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(From here, at 12/19/00 16:47:40 )

stop burning woman,



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(From here, at 12/19/00 16:48:42 )

Fuck I'm back here/

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(From here, at 12/20/00 07:55:11 )

Darrin Bilicki says his girl friend sounds more like cats than these cats. I guess you just got to lub em with the right stuff

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(From here, at 12/20/00 12:29:41 )

Hey dude. You know what's evil? Me and some friends had a site devoted to stuff at our high school that the regular newspaper doesn't cover (like the football team binging parties) and the administration shut it down and threatened us with expulsion. Suck.

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(From here, at 12/20/00 14:59:18 )

hello

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(From here, at 12/20/00 15:00:48 )

Do you know what it's like in Corpus Cristy in summer? Or why I have to find out?

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(From here, at 12/20/00 15:16:56 )

Is your beeper on vibrate?

Kadrec@yahoo.com

Hee hee hee.

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(From here, at 12/20/00 18:06:36 )

When you're lost in the wild, and you're scared as a child, and death looks you square in the eye. And you're sore as a boil, it's according to Hoyle, to cock your revolver, and die. But the code of a man says to fight all you can, and self-dissolution is barred! In hunger and woe, oh, it's easy to blow. It's the hell-served for breakfast that's hard.

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(From here, at 12/20/00 18:08:49 )

You're sick of the game, well, now, that's a shame. You're young and you're brave and you're bright. You've had a raw deal, I know, but don't squeal. Buck up, do your damndest and FIGHT! It's plugging away that will win you the day, so don't be a piker old pard. Just draw on your grit, it's easy to quit. It's the keeping on going that's hard.

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(From here, at 12/20/00 18:14:44 )

It's easy to cry that you're beaten, and die. It's easy to crawfish and crawl. But to fight and to fight with hope out of sight, why, that's the best game of them all! And though you come out of each grueling bout all broken, and battered, and scarred, just have one more try. It's easy to die. It's the keeping on living that's hard.

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(From here, at 12/20/00 18:17:08 )

That was all from Kadrec. Just so you know. My real email is Kadrec@yahoo.com.
Unfortunately, I don't have any more interesting poems memorized, but I'd be happy to recite some Shakespeare or Goethe.

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(From here, at 12/20/00 20:23:54 )

wrybrad-

Alex (babylon) here- need to talk to you asap about some work $$ for you on Friday.

I am at 415-585-8557.

8:30 wednesday

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(From here, at 12/21/00 05:36:46 )

In the spring of youth, 'twas my lot to haunt, of the wide world, a spot of which I could not love the less (so lovely was the lonelyness) of a lone lake, with black rock bound, and the tall pines which towered around.

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(From here, at 12/21/00 05:39:17 )

Edgar Allen Poe was a disturbed man, you know?

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(From here, at 12/21/00 06:42:02 )

great page man


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(From here, at 12/21/00 11:58:54 )

Here I sit. I'm probably getting carpal tunnel syndrome from all the typing I do. I don't have a life. I have few friends. I spend my days sitting here in front of the computer wishing I didn't want to die and wishing I didn't feel like I'm already dead. I don't know why I am this way, but I am. I can't remember the last time I really laughed when I wasn't high. It seems like all I do is suffer through school, sit in front of the computer, listen to music and smoke weed on the weekend. Why?

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(Message, at 12/21/00 12:24:12 )

Yea all very Ho Ho Ho and well reviewed by the Guardian newspaper here in U.K. what's all this 98 stuff - there's been a millenium you know!!

Mikem@waitrose.com

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(From here, at 12/21/00 13:47:13 )

Beefy Ass Cake.
Some W3rd5 of wizdum from someone who's missin the BBS scene bad

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(From here, at 12/21/00 19:48:53 )

Attention: you are being paged.

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(Message, at 12/21/00 20:12:22 )

i am sending a comment.

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(Message, at 12/21/00 20:12:40 )

you have been beeped

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(Message, at 12/21/00 20:12:51 )

ooh, interactive.

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(From here, at 12/22/00 13:15:55 )

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

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(From here, at 12/23/00 16:34:57 )

i said i'll give you $100 and i'll take you out to benny hannas if you slide that 75 foot handrail. i'll give you 300 tries, i'll be back next week

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(From here, at 12/24/00 21:38:48 )

Lovesphere... simul-coast events... March

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(From here, at 12/24/00 22:27:07 )

this would be really cool if you didnt try to make money off it

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(From here, at 12/25/00 20:44:34 )

hohoho! when will the fibbies shut you down buddy boy. slappin hem on your wry. keep your nose cleaner or suffer biatch.

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(From here, at 12/26/00 11:26:13 )

The CyberBuss is close to us... mmm-hmmm, just a couple blocks nearby OUR cruiser... at artcycles.com

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(From here, at 12/26/00 11:37:52 )

Aye, but she misused me past the endurance of a block. An oak with but one green leaf on it would have answered her, my very visor began to assume life! and scold with her. She told me, not knowing I was myself, that I was the prince's jester, duller than a great thaw, hurtling jest upon jest with such impossible conveyance upon me, that I stood as a man on a mark, with a whole army shooting at me. She speaks poinards, and every word stabs! She would have made herculese turn the spit, aye, and cleft his club to make the fire, too! Come, talk not of her. You will find her the infernal Ate in good apparel. I would to god that some scholar would conjure her! for surely, while she is here a man may live as quietly in hell as in a sanctuary! And people sin upon purpose! For they would rather go thither! So indeed, all disquiet, all horror, all pertubation follows Her.

Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing.

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(From here, at 12/26/00 14:12:53 )

I'm just a sweety transvestite ;-)

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(From here, at 12/26/00 18:17:15 )

fucking a, d00d

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(From here, at 12/26/00 18:31:24 )

alien aileen
had a healthy spleen
until she got bit there
by Heather von Yizbear

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(From here, at 12/26/00 23:18:01 )

Eat a dick and die thank you for yourt time cuuleroo

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(From here, at 12/27/00 09:14:58 )

I'm writting my will on a three dollar bill in the even time. I've got a stollen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys. I'm writting my will on a three dollar bill in the even time.

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(From here, at 12/27/00 17:42:08 )

Hullo? This is your Mama. Get yer ass home right this minute. I mean it. I just put the rice on and I need a foot rub.

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(From here, at 12/27/00 20:43:05 )

EMAIL ME WITH YOUR
LOCATION BCONRIT@EXCITE.COM

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(From here, at 12/28/00 07:29:43 )

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

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(From here, at 12/28/00 12:58:45 )

How's your toothache?

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(From here, at 12/28/00 16:49:11 )

All in all is all we are. . . Deep.

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(From here, at 12/29/00 02:12:49 )

bush sux. merry christmas. ;)

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(From here, at 12/29/00 10:39:22 )

I'm still waiting for Christ's first comming.

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(From here, at 12/30/00 19:35:58 )

your gondazmeaz!


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(From here, at 12/31/00 08:56:34 )

HEY DUDE GIVE ME MORE CRACK DANCES IMSTILL ROLLING

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(From here, at 01/01/01 06:59:04 )

oh my GOD these calls are funny. ;)

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(From here, at 01/01/01 12:16:04 )

Gotta find a way, a better way, a better way.

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(From here, at 01/01/01 17:08:49 )

yes your write bout everything but u truly cant get away from madness anyware i do think that the most of the family is good and peace full i was there and u get everything u do in normal society its just out in the woods and realy i think its better that normal society anyway u should try and think bout the 2001 yer friend ryan email me at ryanladd@rraz.net

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(From here, at 01/01/01 21:43:20 )

Can I tell people I used to work for IJustGotFired.com?

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(From here, at 01/02/01 00:46:58 )

buttfuck The KLashptz IzFactRo
FellatIo
CunnIliNguS
IncEst

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(From here, at 01/02/01 06:48:39 )

Awake! Arise! And reach not till the goal is stopped! - luciferovich

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(From here, at 01/02/01 07:34:14 )

My life is a constant stream of suprises. Mostly unpleasant ones.

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(From here, at 01/02/01 10:29:40 )

Cool F'n Site dude!

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(From here, at 01/02/01 21:23:21 )

With all of these wholesome message, I betcha don't carry that damn beeper around with you!!!

Happy new year dude.

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(From here, at 01/02/01 23:05:58 )

?

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(From here, at 01/03/01 06:36:10 )

Fuck you

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(Message, at 01/03/01 08:04:16 )

you're drinking coffee right now. You look good in that sweater

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(From here, at 01/03/01 09:49:53 )

Bonjour à Gaston, le chat noir et marron

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(From here, at 01/04/01 11:43:05 )

damnright

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(From here, at 01/04/01 18:00:32 )

wanna go skiing tomorrow? Call me 457-6799 Ingo

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(From here, at 01/04/01 19:35:00 )

awesome

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(From here, at 01/05/01 00:50:23 )

Where art Thou O' Love?


I am but a Dream.

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(Message, at 01/05/01 07:43:05 )

Happy new year to all santas.

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(Message, at 01/05/01 07:57:10 )

scisor hands for naughty bunny toys.

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(From here, at 01/05/01 14:41:49 )

Racism sucks.

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(From here, at 01/06/01 13:06:12 )

Jesus is Lord. He has the greatest humor.

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(From here, at 01/06/01 14:35:50 )

smile at someone today

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(From here, at 01/06/01 20:29:14 )

Shit, the little men are dancing in time to Beck "High 5"

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(From here, at 01/06/01 20:39:28 )

thank you for your honesty. hello Im Glori (real name not rainbow) my honesty has offen frieghtend ,angered and awakend young & oldtimers alike. I have been labeled agro,babylonic ect,ect. I figure this if im ruffling some feathers by stating the obvious truth im doing something right.I have been to many gatherings &through the last 12 to 15 years maybe longer the comradarie and selflessness has gone to the way side PARTY PARTY PARTY at many others expense. yet i keep going back to the gatherings,knowing some are on the right path strength in numbers. please dont give up you have good insight we all need that in our lives peace&magic email morninglori1@hotmail Glori

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(From here, at 01/07/01 11:43:17 )

Pretty funny man.


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(From here, at 01/07/01 17:53:28 )

You ever gonna update this shithole?

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(From here, at 01/07/01 17:53:29 )

You ever gonna update this shithole?

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(From here, at 01/08/01 13:45:02 )

what happened to sloane from ferris bueller's day off?

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(From here, at 01/08/01 13:49:51 )

Galen wants Sloane, what's with that???

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(From here, at 01/08/01 14:37:45 )

Pink Floyd roooooooools!!! :)

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(From here, at 01/08/01 18:11:02 )

I don't think you really exist.

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(From here, at 01/09/01 14:17:31 )

asss!

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(From here, at 01/09/01 16:58:21 )

telephone terrist is great do some more clips forget about selling the cd put them all for free on this site again bsskibum@hotmail.com


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(From here, at 01/10/01 12:21:14 )

you bastard!! we used to do the telephone terrorist thing in Jr. High. we got these two guys that starting yelling at eachother one time saying shit like "fuck you dude, you called me...naw you fucking called me, what's your problem??". fucking hilarious. we would do it over the speaker phone so everyone could hear and end up cracking up and disconnecting them before they hung up. if you're going to sell these calls you could get a little more creative.


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(From here, at 01/10/01 14:32:00 )

Have you ever woken up from a dream into another dream, only to awaken again, unsure of what reality truely is? That's the state I live in.

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(From here, at 01/10/01 17:38:07 )

hey there's giant spiders everywhere in here

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(From here, at 01/10/01 20:26:50 )

funny page. I've wanted to do the same before (crack cam, that is).

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(From here, at 01/11/01 09:21:29 )

Can't sleep, Bush'll execute me. Can't sleep, Bush'll execute me. Can't sleep, Bush'll execute me.

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(From here, at 01/11/01 12:11:04 )

i want to fuck you baby! im a horny hot babe who wants you to give her a cavity search. And make it deep!

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(From here, at 01/11/01 12:11:09 )

i want to fuck you baby! im a horny hot babe who wants you to give her a cavity search. And make it deep!

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(From here, at 01/11/01 12:22:01 )

Hey baby i love you suck my dick

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(From here, at 01/11/01 12:37:42 )

First off, thanks for the ijustgotfired forward address (very sweet) and second, I really, really , really love the Crack Cam. What a perfectly excellent reason to have a cam going. It's way more fun than lookin' at someone's ugly mug!

sam_h
samh.net

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(From here, at 01/11/01 15:05:16 )

yo!
So, anyways

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(From here, at 01/11/01 15:06:38 )

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such sport and the dish ran away with the spoon.

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(From here, at 01/11/01 16:49:06 )

I just entered here, the site look very nice.
Ciao

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(From here, at 01/11/01 18:27:05 )

Oh dubya, oh dubya, say have you met dubya, oh dubya the wag from Texas. When a map is unfurled, he'll find France in the world, if someone steps up to tell him where. Just 1 G and he'll say "NRA? AOK!" Or sulfur contributes to clear the air.

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(From here, at 01/11/01 18:28:10 )

www.toostupidobepresident.com

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(From here, at 01/11/01 22:47:13 )

you should call people and pretend to be arnold schwarzenegger

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(From here, at 01/12/01 06:38:41 )

Hey what the fuck's up with this site

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(From here, at 01/12/01 09:09:16 )

foofoo

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(Message, at 01/12/01 14:00:43 )

help! let me out of here! yes, I'm in your beeper!

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(From here, at 01/14/01 14:30:23 )

Thanks for the strange and moving afternoon....

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(From here, at 01/14/01 20:37:14 )

Word from the evil and possessed state of mind known as New England.

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(From here, at 01/15/01 00:35:32 )

ha ha. your a really funny guy.

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(From here, at 01/15/01 10:44:52 )

Can we trade links? http://www.crackheadcam.com

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(From here, at 01/15/01 18:01:36 )

the picture of someone flipping the bird on your website-who's that? First time on your site. Far out, man.

Warren Owens
1duckee@gte.net

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(From here, at 01/16/01 13:04:52 )

Dude your a fuckin riot!!!

keep it up and hard


later
the woolmaster

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(From here, at 01/16/01 17:34:26 )

filthy beast. -Ronald redball lives!

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(Message, at 01/16/01 17:37:51 )

beastial meat fetishist. -Ronald Redball


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(Message, at 01/16/01 17:39:48 )

i want to fuck those hot freak female santas but i am not allowed to as i am disgusting in every sense of the word. putrid really. -ronald redball

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(Message, at 01/16/01 17:41:21 )

unreal.

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(From here, at 01/16/01 18:57:54 )

If I look into the cheese, then the cheese becomes me.
D


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(From here, at 01/16/01 19:22:13 )

what do you call a paki running down a trail?

partcipaki

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(From here, at 01/16/01 19:22:48 )

er, PARTICIPAKI


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(From here, at 01/16/01 21:09:39 )

Vigital Doid: Wuzzat? You got an eagle as a pet? You jumped 2 feet up and 14 feet across?

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(From here, at 01/17/01 09:50:16 )

Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

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(From here, at 01/17/01 18:47:09 )

peace be

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(From here, at 01/18/01 17:27:37 )

Hi Wrybread

this is ben sutherland. Jeramy and I were thinking about having a Guerilla Drive In tomorrow. Are you available? Could you call me? 775-1348
or write ben@protoscape.com

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(From here, at 01/18/01 18:02:45 )

Zarkon, the Lexitbrobe Microcron, erases all data...

hee hee


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(From here, at 01/18/01 23:39:08 )

say what?

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(From here, at 01/18/01 23:42:19 )

I haven't the foggiest notion what your site is about!

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(From here, at 01/18/01 23:44:12 )

if that was the last one, what was the first one?

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(From here, at 01/19/01 04:37:20 )

You young-folks certainly are Groovy!

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(From here, at 01/19/01 06:23:50 )

HOw do I know anything you say is true. You update your pages bi-yearly...

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(From here, at 01/19/01 17:32:55 )

this site sucks now

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(From here, at 01/20/01 02:44:55 )

moet er nog zand zijn?

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(From here, at 01/20/01 19:19:40 )

If a car leaves Philidelphia going 80 mph, and two hours later a car leaves Boston going 90 mph, who gets pulled over first?

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(From here, at 01/22/01 08:54:01 )

Uh, can you help me think of a cool website idea?

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(From here, at 01/22/01 15:45:53 )

holla

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(Message, at 01/22/01 23:42:46 )

I want this communication link, on my site
soooo coool

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