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We had to wake at 6am, which I think was earlier than either of us had been awake in years. We trudged back to the station for our 5 hour ride to San Francisco. I wish this picture came out better, since the bottle cap is telling us across the top, "Sorry, you are not a winner." As if that wasn't clear by this point.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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who's the real non-winner here? the one who experiences this painful trip or the one who re-lives the pain virtually?

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I'm kinda proud I made it this far.

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I've got blisters on my fingers

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My virtual tailbone hurts from sitting so long.

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Have you guys pitched this to Hollywood as kind of a continuing series..

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Sort of a Wry Witch project..


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We're all winners!

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I don't like the ones that say 'try again.' No matter how many times I take off the cap it still says 'try again.' So I try again. It's just like fishing, you know.

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I don't like the ones that say 'try again.' No matter how many times I take off the cap it still says 'try again.' So I try again. It's just like fishing, you know.

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HOW DO WE DO IT?WE'RE ALL BOZOS ON THIS BUS...BOZO, ANOTHER WORD FOR NOTHIN' LEFT TO LOSE.

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Jack is incredulous that we're all still here. "They have nothing better to do?" That's right Jack, some people are real loosers!

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even when thy think they're winning

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But nonetheless, we slept the sleep of the just, or at least the sleep of the just-ate-a-gummy-bagel-with-highly-processed-cream-cheese.

 

 

 

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the bummer part about the virtual living is that we don't get any of the food.

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That's what I had when I was on Amtrak! I thought it would be neater than the discus sized pizza but it was ... not...

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wait a minute. Are you still on Amtrak? I've lost trak. Get it. Har.

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If Wrybread shuts off his server, do our virtual lives stop?

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I think it would work but we really have to cut down on Mabel's nostril shots..you need more of the naked booby pics..remember..sex sells..

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And then the final chapter: on the last stretch into San Francisco our train made a quiet thumping sound, and I lazily looked out the side window to see a jeep flying through the air in a cloud of dust, torn metal, and flying tires, slamming into the side of a building like a tossed beanbag. Turns out some shmoe was trying to beat the train at the crossing and didn't quite make it. So we had to wait an hour or so while people ran around outside checking things out. We couldn't leave the train though, and they wouldn't even tell us if the guy was ok.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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maybe that could be the next phase of this site. edible wrybread

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Okay. New theory. You guys are just plain *bad luck*. Bad things happen around you.

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ummm, I was going to go to burning man, but umm, and I eman no offense, but if y'all are going to be there, I'm beginning to think something a little untoward might happen to everyone on the playa....like maybe a giant boulder falling from the sky and crunching everyone like so many wile e. coyotes.

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good lord, wrybread.

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I don't think getting out would have been a real good idea anyways guys..remember that guy that just killed people by railroad tracks..

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The multi-state trail of blood continues...

You cannot stop wrybread, you can only seek to contain him.

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He must have just opened one of those 'try again' bottles and, well, he was too busy to notice the damn train. "you are not a winner"

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"LET'S EAT" Donner party stops for lunch.

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Somehow the guy lived, and don't worry, the train survived just fine. That's the front of the train, and if you look at the lower left you can just barely make out a little knick where it rammed into the jeep. Put your mouse over the image to see a close up. But we were back in San Francisco, hoorah hoorah, and I made it to work a good five minutes early.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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cool effect, not that I can see anything.

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so you didn't quit your job after all! good for you, wrybread. job's are a drag but they do pay the

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undertaker.

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now, now, now. They pay for Amtrak, for one thing, and for the luscious hotels with the swimming pools and the tow truck and the paints for the wrybreadbox and the coffee mug and all the little goodies on the wrybread adventure and then the burning man adventure. Is it coming up soon?

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You are into details aren't you?

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The effect works fine on an Amiga 3000T
with Voyager 3.0pre4. Just thought you should know.


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WAY TO PAY ATTENTION KIDS! MEANWHILE BACK AT THE STATION...

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