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If you ever fall asleep on the roof of a Cyberbuss, laughing about how you're at the same height as the rooftops of the relentless ranch house sprawl of Los Angeles, may you not awake to the words "But I thought it never rains in L.A....."  I tried to wait out the rain as long as I could, wrapping myself in my tent tarp, but at some point the foot of my sleeping bag snuck out and was soon enough soaked.

and then Mexico at last, Mexico at last, Mexico at last.   And none too soon, since an argument was underway about whether it is acceptable to eat your snot after you pick it.  (I was of the opinion that while there's absolutely nothing wrong with a little recreational pick, eating it is a little much.)

No one was surprised when we were pulled over at the border crossing and "interrogated" by a local nose picker. 

Our inquisitor asked us insinuatingly "what do you have in the roof compartment?" Tents, sleeping bags, backpacks.....

 

He pointed at this and that, then begrudgingly allowed The Buss to pass, but declared we'd each have to get a tourist visa or something like that.

He didn't even allow us our one phone call on the baffling Mexican payphone.

 

 
 

 

       
   
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EATING MIGHT LOOK DISGUSTING BUT IT IS MORE PRACTICAL AND CLEANER THAN ANYTHING ELSE I CAN THINK OF DOING WITH A BOOGER

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i swear it wasn't me. i didn't say that comment about eating burgers. there are more of us out there. HA!

-Mabel

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Puts me in mind of the time I wound up answering questions about illegal aliens at a checkpoint on I-10 in Texas near the Mexico border. The four cars ahead of me got waved through, but just because I was driving a psychedelic LeBaron with 37 custom colors and at least as many designs and pictures adorning it...I got stopped. Go figure.

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The one buss he should have pulled apart. Where was "it," anyway? (I'm guessing either in the bucket or your noses).

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eat that booger!

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where do these
wrybread people
get their
MONEY?


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You might as well eat the damn booger anyway. I agree that it's the most practical and cleanest thing to do, but more than that, it's actually quite rewarding.

Ramming your pinky right up there and pulling out a big, crunchy booger; inspecting it and then having a damn good chew should be one of life's pleasures.
Forget the crappy slimy ones though. There's absolutely no joy in those.

[steevbishop.com]

Now, scraping the skank out of your ear IS DISGUSTING~!

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